I see your wine, $kay. And raise you this!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/03/2013 at 22:18 • Filed to: beerlopnik

Mmmmmm MMMMMmmmmmm IT'LL GETCHA DRUNK!!!! IMPERIAL RUSSIAN STOUTS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!

DISCUSSION (20)

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:20

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:21

You ain't never seen my movies?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn
10/03/2013 at 22:23

MMMMMM MMMMMMMM BITCH!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > getchapopcorn
10/03/2013 at 22:23

YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN ANY MY MOVIES!!!!*

FIXED IT FOR YOU!!!

getchapopcorn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:25

bahahahhahaha.

desertdog5051 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:34

She already went to bed. Quit making noise. :)

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:37

I am quite partial to Imperial Russian Stouts as well. You should see if you can find a Brew Dog Tokyo*. Its an 18.5% stout that is quite tasty. The first one I had was really delicious and you could barely taste the sweetness that you get with a beer that high in alcohol, and the first had very little alcohol burn. The second was a vast change, but was still delicious but was more sweet and the alcohol was at the forefront. It is well worth the $12-15 a bottle.

*just a random image pulled from google.*

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/03/2013 at 22:39

I really, really want to try any of there offerings, just never seen it 'round these parts.

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:50

BevMo had them for a while, I'm not sure if they still carry them. They do sell stuff online and ship it here, its pretty much the only way to get Sink the Bismarck! or to have gotten the End of the World. 5 AM saint is pretty good, Punk IPA is a pretty good IPA it's much different than the typical west coast IPA's.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/03/2013 at 22:51

YOU CAN SHIP SINK THE BISMARK!!!!?????!!!!!!?????

HOW???? I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:57

From Brewdog directly. They claim they ship to the states. I don't see why they couldn't, you can ship wine and whisky why not beer that is classified as liquor?

From their FAQ page "(Please note, due to import regulations in the USA, shipments of beers over 20% ABV will be made seperately to your normal order and will follow shortly afterwards) - See more at: http://www.brewdog.com/faq#sthash.IOc… "

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 22:58

Oh and it is about $100 or more just to get one bottle of TNP or StB or any of the other "worlds strongest beers". One day I will have moneys to try them but not now.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/03/2013 at 23:02

Dear god. The last time I bought a bottle even remotely as expencive it was that magnum of Dragons Milk and it was about $90. I drank about half of it at my brothers engagement party.

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 23:09

I've never spent that much on a bottle of beer, but my friend bought a bottle of Utopias when it was the king of strong beers at 24%.

I think with the Brewdog high alcohol beers its best to get a few buddies to go in on a bottle together to lessen the blow to the wallet and also I don't think I would be able to finish a bottle of them my self.

Squid > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 23:12

I also meant to say I've never seen Dragons milk around either. Sounds interesting. I haven't tried too many milk stouts yet, they do intrigue me though. Another stout to try would be Ninkasi's Vanilla Oatis, it's a nice smooth oatmeal stout.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/03/2013 at 23:14

It's very good, I'd start with Left Hands milk stout if I were you. Dragons Milk is crazy strong and not very milky.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Squid
10/03/2013 at 23:15

I would, but then again, I may have a "problem."

ddavidn > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2013 at 23:17

I've not had this one. I had Widmer Bros. KGB Imperial Stout last night. It knocks me out super quick.

Picked up a barrel conditioned imperial stout today from Epic as well.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2013 at 00:05

Kinja'd!!!

Thirsty Thursday! what?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
10/04/2013 at 07:38

Eww Rye IPA, not my style at all.